1. Instant friendships with people inviting me to parties, our to eat, over to homes etc., developing my social life.  But please remember: the church is not a country club!
2. To attend once a month or so, put a little money in the plate and have that secure feeling.  But remember: the church is not the Optimist club!
3. A church that does things my way.  But remember: the church is not a Burger King!
4. Great Music, great programs and great preaching.  But remember: the church is not a Broadway musical!
5. Healing all my hurts and answers for all my problems.  But remember: But remember: the church is not magic, miraculous cure-all pill you can pop once a month!
6. Just a place where I can enjoy myself and not have to commit myself of get involved.  But remember:  The church is not a NFL football game!
7. Somewhere I can speak my mind, complain and criticize when I don't like the service.  But remember: the church is not a "Better Business Bureau."
8. My needs met, to be ministered to, lots of attention.  But remember: the church is not a maid or butler service!
9. Comfort, convenience and accommodations.  But remember: the church is not a Holiday Inn!

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